nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

duraraross:

Within the last couple days:

• Robin Willians died

• an innocent black teenager was shot to death

• a police officer at west lake mall maced a black man that just happened to walk by, then arrested him and refused him water

• policemen have been using brute force against peaceful protesters

• Ebola has broken out

• 94 people were killed in 3 days in the Ukraine

• people have begun to plan a real life purge

Someone please tell me. What, in THE HELL is going on

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

(Source: flip5600)

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via palmist)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

humansinthesky:

talking to a hot girl’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

(Source: couple-platonic)

(Source: pleatedjeans)